The presenter made the remarks eight minutes into his first show since coming back from his week suspension for broadcasting lewd messages with comedian Russell Brand. A2: Perverted is when you use the whole chicken Q: What do you call a Chinese midget? A: Justice Prick Q: What does a homeless woman use for a vibrator? One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister.
A: Cuntswaylow Q: Why did the semen cross the road? After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you. Q: What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers? The topic is clearly sensitive and often leads to discussions about free speech, morality and political correctness. Q: What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water?
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A bandleader fucks his singers and a gynecologist sucks his fingers. Republish our articles for free, online or in print, under Creative Commons licence. A: They both don't work and always take your money. A family was driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumped against the windshield. Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used.
Q: What do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a pool? A: Art Q: Why did the snowman smile? Disabled comedians have also ridiculed stereotypes of the disabled by reversing the offensive comments of the non-disabled. Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: Because his wife died! A: They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns Q: What do you call a white guy surrounded by 9 black guys?